The WKU Store employees have an amusing variety of nicknames. How many places have you been to where you could meet people who answer to these Names?
Gnat (or Twig), Tommy Pickles (TP or just Pickles), Average Ashley, Teen Wolf, Sammy-D, Wander, Hip Sisters (Individually: Hip-1 & Hip-2), Mr. Delicious, Cherry Pie, Normal Size, Lil’ Laurie, Lil’ Lee, Lil’ Hitler, Big Timmy, Super Jan, Froggy, Root Beer, Darnell or Sota, Donnie/Dannie/Dennie ( he answers to all), Alpha Ginger, Huffy McGoo, Scotty Pants, Double B, Plastic Pamper Pants, J-Lo, Niblet or Sprout, Methenburg, Tree, B-O-B (Bee-Oh-Bee), and possibly Stinky/Bercky/T.B. (yet to be decided).
Next time you stop by the store, ask for any of the above names. We’ll introduce you. However, a few of these folks have moved on to other places, but we can verify their existence…their nicknames live on.
Meet "Normal Size". Real Name: Normanda.
Meet J-Lo. Real Name John Logan.
I think there’s a Milhouse working there now.